10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong…

13 Aug
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Gay marriage in the US* is wrong! (*or substitute by any other country)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

If even the Simpsons do it...

If even the Simpsons do it...

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

Truth comes from a kid's mouth

Truth comes from a kid's mouth

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

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* I received this little email in my inbox forwarded by a friends- original source unknown

The not so rosey (or should i say pink?) situation in the world

The not so rosey (or should i say pink?) situation in the world

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One Response to “10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong…”

  1. pinkanatomybw 18 December 2012 at 09:01 #

    Reblogged this on Pink.Anatomy.BW and commented:
    This is the most…. LOL…. I love it, hehehehe…..

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